We did a Honeyfund and a Target registry (for our guests who were too old/southern to deal with the Honeyfund). Worked out pretty well for us. Trying to fill a registry when you already live together is actually pretty hard! We found like 10 things we actually wanted and then just kept adding crap to get to a "high…

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.

It doesn't type out "th" sounds though.

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

"Craft herpes" is a widely-known expression, but no RENT?! :( :( :( Someone has heard one too many "La Vie Boheme"s sung by a bunch of kids who don't get any of the things referenced, I'm guessing.

hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

I have witnessed many things divide the readership of this community apart (the scarred carcasses that scattered the horizon during the Team Dog vs. Team Cat Wars still haunt my memory) but nothing has ever torn people apart more than Gone Girl.

After all these years, this still makes my pants fly RIGHT OFF

No contest.

True story. I have moved on from Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and now play Covet Fashion. Don't look at me like that.

Would watch.

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.

excellent article...my favorite part:

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Why is spring?

You're a Virginia driver? Good god. You people are the WORST. Probably succinctly explained by your last sentence.

My sentiments exactly.

Here are McMike's top tips about speeding in Virginia.