Yep. This is obvious to me too. Unfortunately, you still have to drink the milk before you eat the cookie so you have here not cookies and milk, but milk - and then a cookie.

For team dog: POINTS!

Obviously, I'm not happy when you're unhappy about stuff, but man, when you get irritated, you are really fucking funny.

I see your vodka and raise you a White Russian.

At the ultimate risk of being the lone voice of dissent - the cookie isn't going to get soggy. It actually has a very good structural way of achieving this (seemingly impossible) state, and it doesn't even involve sorcery.

MY PUPPY IS IMMORTAL AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT.

Right? Dude has always been a little nuts. Who cares? His whole family is that way. I read a story about his Mom being proud that her husband died while they were making love. His brother named his kid Miller Lyte. They are just who they are, so no hate.

I am opposed to skin bleaching for the same reasons I am opposed to tanning, because it causes cancer. So, yes, I do think keeping your skin to it's natural colour is preferable. That being said, if they ever figure out how to give us fuschia or forest green skin, ala the Hunger Games*, I will be first in the queue. I…

You are stealing, and you are fully aware that it is wrong. Don't blame the artist or the record company. If you didn't want to steal, you wouldn't. Your logic makes no sense. What's to stop you from pocketing small items when you go to the grocery store? It's okay, right, because if they didn't want you to steal the…

While the Spike and Buffy pairing will always hold a special place in my heart, I think that's more of a personal preference because of how attractive I always found Spike (in my mind, the rape situation never happened. That's right, I've rewritten the series in my head :P). I totally met the actor who played him this…

On one hand, Spike tried to rape her.

GODDAMMIT, BUFFY! This is why we can't have nice things!

At least Riley wasn't a choice. Anything is better than Riley, even Clem the Loose-Skinned Demon.

Get an odor absorber like The Bad Air Sponge or the Innofresh Auto Odor Eliminator, either of those should take the smell out. Also going for a long drive with the windows down once the weather is nice enough for it will help. (Oh God, when will the weather ever be nice enough again, you guys?!)

I dvr/saved The Americans and Justified from this week, just so I have something to watch Sunday afternoon during Snowpocalypse II - The Resnowing. Also I'll save Hannibal, so that's three hours, and I have a movie coupon from Uverse, and then it'll be time for E!'s rained out Oscar red carpet coverage, who knows…

I normally eat my lunch in a glass-walled atrium on the south side of my building. If it's sunny, there's something of a greenhouse effect and the space is a good five to ten degrees higher than the rest of the building. It's the only time I'm properly warm all day.

I just want it to get warm enough for my windshield wiper fluid jets to unfreeze. That doesn't seem like too much to ask. The bastards have been on strike since mid December.

It's very true. In the beginning I was out there running in it. Sub Zero temps and I felt like I was invincible. This week I just looked at the forecast and said, "Screw it." then baked up a pan of brownies with chocolate chip cookies on the top. As I sat there frosting them, I thought, "yep. This winter sucks."