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MORE PFT ON JEZEBEL.

Except for the person who said "masonry".

Ian Somerhalder really is superhumanly beautiful. A friend of mine recently headed an environmental event that he spoke for and there were all these FB pictures of the two of them standing on a stage with others, taken by iPhones. In these pictures, everyone looks very normal, and Ian looks like someone went into each

yes, Ian, I will allow you into my country.

Nigella stated early on during the trial that Saatchi didn't allow her to have dinner parties at home. In fact, he doesn't even like proper food. He prefers cereal.

ERMAGERD!!! Okay, so I work in the food industry and generally professional chefs do not cook at home on a regular basis. They slave away in the kitchen anywhere between 8-16 hours a day, so the last thing they'd want to do when they have some time off is cook in the kitchen.

Thank you :]

This Eagle Scout's heart grew three sizes this day.

Me, too! My husband looked at me because I was sniffling so I read him the headline and really started crying. His response: You're gonna start your period pretty soon, huh? My reply: YOU'RE GONNA START YOUR PERIOD SOON!

Don't ever change!! I love the gifs!

This is so moving! I teared up just reading the headline. Bravo, boy scouts!

Ohmyglob. I'm crying like a tired, hungry baby here. Seasonal allergies IN MY FEELINGS.

This warms the cockles of my black & shriveled heart. I hope that troop doesn't get sanctioned by the higher-ups. That's a jaunty neckerchief.

Was that pizza topped with dust and pet dander? Because MY EYES! They are leaking!

It's aspecific for a reason. My friends and I are unable to meet up for Christmas, so we're doing our gift exchange on New Year's. Therefore, we all purchased holiday gifts. Be less Right-wing, perhaps?

No one is going to war with Christmas. Christmas doesn't have any oil.

Sorry but I would still Channing his Tatum. Go home magazines, you're all drunk.

Ok, that picture of Channing Tatum in the "Sun's Out, Guns Out" tank top is adorbs. Fuck you, magazines.

This is a great opportunity for me try to convince Jez readers to foster homeless dogs while they wait for adoption! A lot of people can't commit to adopting a dog, but if you would like to help please consider fostering! A lot of rescued dogs quickly regress and do very poorly in the shelter (which in turn makes them

All tears. Forever cry. Much warmed heart. Very faith. Wow.