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WHY DON'T WE HAVE MORE TRAINS HERE?? Ones that are not routinely 7 hours late, and cost as much as a flight?? In a country this big, how are we not demanding more rail service?? Seriously, we're really failing at this.

Warm. You can lace them up tight, but they also don't five hours to get on and off. Also: TALL. Here in Minnesota, it is nice to see a high snowbank and climb right into it without the snow falling into your boot. Also: cute enough to keep on all day. Although you will get warm.

Ducks fly in a V.

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Jason Schwartzman told Craig Ferguson a great story about working with Emma Thompson while filming Saving Mr. Banks. Seriously, watch this.

I thought that "moves like Jagger" lyric was "moose vagina" for MONTHS.

I mean. I'm not trying to be enemies. But yeah, I would say the mustard definitely feels wronged by me.

I know it's more popular on Jez to say snarky things about the K-fam, but girl is GORG and I LOVE me some Khloe.

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IMPORTANT TO NOTE: Chiwetal Ejiofor and Idris Elba's dual nominations (movie and tv) mean we will get to see camera pans of them AT LEAST TWO TIMES EACH. (and if one/both of them win an award, THEY WILL SPEAK.) I like our chances on this. Come to me, handsome, accented men! Come to me!

Taye and Idina.

Nigella needs no "image-rehab", she told the truth, she looked smashing, and she was even witty when she had to take the stand. We all saw and we all knew she was innocent and still AMAZING.

No, it's really fucking easy to tell.

Um. Last October I wrote a Foodspin telling people how to eat Halloween candy. I think your concerns might be just a tad misplaced.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh! Oh, so much laughter.

The first thing to make me laugh out loud today. *applause*

Yeah, my wife and I are very particular about our clothes, etc., so we have an agreement to never buy (or expect the other to buy) clothes for each other*. It's actually a big relief for both of us. Though a few Christmases ago my wife bought me socks. I was in desperate need of some, so I really did appreciate it

Whatever, haters, I still love Anne Hathaway.

Example: No one is discussing the impending Hiddleston or Gosling backlash...