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That's just... A super excellent excuse to never tell your doctor anything that may be held against you. I can't see how this could possibly go wrong...

Black leggings are like a Thneed. They're just a thing that everyone needs!!

The minute it gets cold enough I am in leggings until it gets hot again. LOVE THEM!

Oh Lil' Debbie. SMH. Of all the things to hate.

This Lil Debbie person needs to step the fuck off of my black leggings. It's fall, bitches!

The fact that horrible things happen around the world doesn't mean that we shouldn't try to improve North American attitudes as well.

Is it weird that I think Jason Statham and Melissa McCarthy would not only be really great costars, but also highly effective real-life buddy cops?

THE DOROTHY SHOES.

I love this woman!

He's a dad. He has eyes in the back of his head.

of course there's Syria, where he promised to bombSyria because in that civil war, Syria was going to bomb Syria,

Hey yo! I grew up in Wasilla and feel your pain. My grandma, who still lives up there, says, "Tell them we aren't like that!!"

You can't win Wingnut Bingo without mention of their Bill Braskie: Ronald Reagan.

We get it Sarah, your new word for the day was embolden, you don't need to use it every three sentences. I worked on her rival's campaign for my senior project one year. I have been kicking myself ever since for not doing more. I have a friend who was rear-ended by her on Northern Lights and Minnesota, she regrets

Definitely healthy, but utterly devoid of flavor unless significantly enhanced by other ingredients?

That's all I've got.

Dodai, you write the very best Week In Tabloidses, ever!

I see it being said all the time, but: there's nothing better than Buffy. I love that her normal teenager problems were never dismissed because of the big bad, but she would kill her boyfriends to save the world. She's a badass slayer but sees the importance of family and friendships, which are often surrendered by

I know it isn't a movie (well it is, but that's not what we talk about when we talk about it) but that was the brilliance of Buffy. You have sex with your older boyfriend for the first time and then he turns evil. Your mom doesn't understand that the world might really well and truly end if you don't go to The Bronze

John Mathijs just published a Ginger Snaps book (how often does that happen?). Long one of my favorite films.