"Man am I ever in the mood for some pizza! Let's head on over to Chuck E. Cheese."

I'll never stop being amazed at all the people who cannot discern the difference between a typical recipe and what you're doing here.

"I didn't know that they had a pared down version of these over on Albert's blog. Seems like that defeats all the fun..."

Yeah, I'm sorry. I know the long, discursive style can be off-putting to people. That's why we always post a no-frills, meat-and-potatoes, short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

That's like every episode of Glee.

Elephants are one of those animals that just undo me emotionally. I almost can't deal with how beautiful and majestic and amazing they are. Knowing how intelligent they are, how closely they bond, that they very clearly love, and grieve and, and... I just can't. Like in the video, when mama and grandma greet with…

I find it hard to believe these dogs didn't have some help removing the faces of the stuffed animals. But I don't care. I love the shots of them wearing the stuffed animals. I am a grim, humorless person who rarely actually laughs out loud at random internet things, but I laughed almost to the point of tears at the…

I've seen this a few times over the years, but it's still always the best thing. Nothing, however, beats this picture that Tor.com used.

Or just take Braddock to little river and cut thru alexandria. SHIT! Just gave away my secret route!

That's impossible. The fact that our government can't work together to the point of shutdown is perhaps the dumbest thing they've ever done in my lifetime.

That is truly fucking twisted, I love it. Truckers and bike riding hippies all jamming up the central passage through Washington DC!

Jam up the Beltway? Even more than it's already jammed up? The biggest irony would be if none of these truckers managed to get on the Beltway because of a preexisting traffic jam.

First of all - if they are female, they may be in heat. This is a very distressing sound, kinda like mothers whose children have been brutally killed in front of them. But they are fine.*
If not in heat, they may be pregnant mamas, just looking for a nice warm cubby to have their…

I fully endorse this as a thing. It makes snakes seem so much friendlier and less like they wriggled out of the bowels of Hell.

So apparently this is a thing.

I like this better than either version on it's own.

Huh. I had not previously listened to any of Wrecking Ball. I quite like what I am hearing of it in this mix!

It just hit me that I know so much about Wrecking Ball by Miley, but I've never listened to the song.

Random thoughts while watching:

It's a passive way of making you spend more money in the Maryland Economy...