I hadn't heard that term applied to the "Surprise you are not pregnant" event before. Thank you.
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everyone is entitled to their opinions but if you're ever on the opposite side of team eric (prince harry, bill compton) you are WRONG
Great. This is the second time I'm jealous of penguins.
She/he could also be tired. my cat does that after playing fetch for like 10 mins
Why isn't Parker Posey a superstar? Epic fail, world.
This could be the greatest film yet made by humankind but I will never know because even the trailers give me fucking panic attacks.
Oh come on city folk! Cow tipping is just what we call going out to the fields at night with cute boys and letting them cop a feel and/or getting drunk. Nobody really tries to tip cows. It's just like snipe hunting.
Fuck cream cheese.
Yup, this is me. Depending on how you count I've got like 21ish individual tattoos. Some are gorgeous, some are best hidden where they are. But so far, at age 43, I haven't elected to cover any up. My feeling is they represent chapters of my life and it's been a pretty goddam good book.
Eh, if you look at a tattoo as a snapshot of your life when you got the tattoo its not such a bad idea, in my opinion. Even if you fall out of love with someone and break up, the tattoo is a reminder of the person you once were, that was once in love with that person. With that attitude, tattoos become a picture…
oh me too, dude. me too. I'm so sad, Lammy was my favorite :(
I am so sad. I like.... Khloe. I can't believe I am saying it. But I do, and I want her marriage to work. UGH. WHO AM I?!
My high school BFF's sister cut her boobs off so that she could be better at archery. Mind you, she had watermelons growing out of her chest, poor girl. Got them done at 19ish, if I recall, and the last time I saw a picture of her she only had those miniature watermelons attached to her.
I want to give you like, 800 stars for that. My husband and I cuddle for approximately .6 seconds at night, and then it's "gtfo my face" time. Too hot, and the touching, and trying to roll over with someone right there...no. I want no part in these shenanigans.
Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my…
They are such a misleading breed. Who knew Satan could create such an adorable looking demon? I had one growing up because my dad had one growing up. Difference was, my dad's doxie was a charming little thing who balanced bologna on his nose and met my dad at the bus stop when he got home from school. And mine was a…
Whoa - this guy's L, G, B and T?!!
lol yea bro it's the h8ters that don get miley and shit. for real. my dick wuz so hard during that performance i had to yell at my moms when she tried to come down to invite me to dinner. hahahaa meatloaf like i giv a fuk.