It took me two years to realize that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are two different people.

That pantsuit is shaped like Gumby and colored like Pokey. I find it distressing.

"Holy fucking Yawn" is my new catchphrase.

Nope, they were not married. Common law partners.

Yeah, I didn't have any issues with naming her 'first lady,' I just knew they weren't married. Hollande has never been married to my knowledge.

Zac Posen, you have NO excuse for a poorly fitting suit. None.

I very strongly believe that she wears unflattering things intentionally to reinforce her brand ("Atypical Actress").

Because those are the only 4 covers that exist in Elle magazine

The metric system America, it's useful and sensible and the rest of the planet uses it. Just a suggestion.

Write more about stuff like this, because, right now, I basically feel like the best and smartest parent ever. #setthebarlow

This whole argument annoys me beyond belief because it just goes to show how little people know about the First Amendment.

Goshdarnit, yaknow whenever across this doggone great nation we are asked to represent the freedoms of speech and those things that we real Americans have taken for granite throughout our history and the forefathers and foremothers that we have relied among for the traditional family values and habits that you and I…

Yes. A lot of people have trouble with reading, and if you assume that Sarah Palin is one of them, it would explain a lot.

What a tragedy that sarcasm flies right over your head like that.

That Le Grand Bagel Cheese looks awesome - I love poppy seeds.

I get what you're saying. I'm sorry people took what you said and used it to slam you and parents and general. But I think what you're saying is some degree of what I feel when I see stories like this. Before I had kids, I would read things like this and maybe still be shocked, sickened, and horrified. But now that I…

Before you have kids you can read shit like this and think "that's awful" and then go about your day. After you have kids, you read shit like this and it settles in the pit of your stomach and follows you around all day. :( Poor little guy.

Must be working for him. After all, he has plenty to eat at home.

Is friendship between a man and woman something that requires extra explanation? How would one even go about that when they're alone in their scenes together?

Reading material is always a good idea. National Geographic has an edition for kids and one just for little kids. $15, Nat Geo.