It might not have been too young for you, but I do think it's safe to say it's too young for a great many women. People do a lot of growing in their 20s. I say this as a 28-year-old divorcee.

And I wonder who could be behind these rather alarming allegations. Perhaps a single small Gaulish amusement park holding out bravely against the invaders?

I think what many people find troublesome about the actual term "push present" is the cold transactional quality of it: "Honey, you just went through a tremendous effort. Here's a pair of diamond earrings as your reward for pushing (because that little baby you're holding isn't quite reward enough)." If it's framed…