Is he premature or something.

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

where's carmen!!!!!????

Really? The fact that Barneys serves high end clientele does not take away from the fact that this photo shoot is incredibly progressive and inclusive of a group of people who are constantly marginalized and the target of prejudice and assault.

I've never in my life seen a thinspo blog with girls gawking at muscular thighs. Your thighs are supposed to be as thin as two unboiled hotdogs (the boiled ones are too big)

Ugh, she does have great legs, and why is pointing that out wrong. I hope they do make is a thing.

That's the saddest thing I've read all day

"Meanwhile, everyone who decided to attend the Super Bowl in NEW JERSEY in February".

She's comparing her mother, the quitter, to Wendy Davis?

Her?

For someone who has never worked a 9-5, she seems pretty sure what the life of a professional is like/should be.

Hey, Bristol. Kindly fuck off and leave my right to KILL BABIES in the hands of someone capable, like Ms. Davis.

"shut the fuck up you outrageous asshole". You know, I feel that sentence really is all that Briston Palin deserves in this conversation.

Omg, I am living your life. Though, I like to vary the pizza orders with food from other restaurants.

I was going to stay off Jez for today but your comment sent me into a rage spiral. It's like you've been living under one of those fake rocks you buy on sky mag to hide your keys in.

All I see when Madonna does shit like this is:

They're like the perfect conscience shoulder angels!

Obama: "How do I feel about this top?"
*poof!* Shoulder Angel Bohner: "It's too young for you. No."
*poof!* Shoulder Angel Biden: "Get it, girl!!!!!"
Obama: I'M GETTING IT.

Always listen to Shoulder Angel Biden.