What kind of mire of insanity would you have to be living in that this Cyril subplot from Archer Season 2 would even occur to you? Dear god, just DTMFA.

Can't wait for your next op-ed from a sex worker.

Nope, he's a homophobe because Lindy West said sarcastic humor isn't okay.

Doesn't matter. We're suppose to HATE Macklemore. Jez told me so. No matter what. Hate Macklemore.

So nobody thinks it's blatantly obvious that the "no homo" thing was, I dunno, mocking the statement? Like the way he put it there when it didn't make any sense, WROTE OUT, "Pause," and then further clarified he was straight? Like he was lampooning men who feel the need to specify they're straight and throw out shit…

Can we please get an "unretouched" video?

Really? I'm a feminist and a marathoner and I feel like the two are quite compatible.

Fucking THANK YOU. I am fat, have been my whole life to varying degrees. Why? Because I don't exercise enough for my lifestyle, end of discussion. Do I have some underlying problems that make it harder to get to the gym every morning before work? Sure. Do the people who manage to get up and go have problems that make…

I bet your friend was super duper unhealthy, too. In my experience, the people I've known or known of who are really into fat-free dairy, diet cokes, half-fat salad dressings etc. do so because their actual habits are really unhealthy and they mask this/try to cheat their way to health/weight loss by doing gimmicky…

He fug. Speak your truth to power.

I actually agree with the last line but disagree with the one before. Most people aren't fat simply because they're overeating and being lazy. But I do think most of it caused by lifestyle and it is therefore voluntary. You might hate it but often you don't hate it as much as you enjoy the lifestyle that allows it.

Yes. People in first-world countries all simultaneously developed thyroid issues at the same time. Did you know everyone who posts on Jezebel who is obese is a vegan who exercises 10000 hours a day and subsists on kale juice and flavored air? What are the chances?!

so false, so false, so false

Then you have to watch out for that hair and nail weight.

To be fair, I can't look at this picture without thinking she's squatting to drop a deuce.

I'm happy for you, Madonna, and Imma let you finish, but this guy is the best Creepy Old Man with Bad Teeth OF ALL TIME.

I read them over a couple times thinking maybe I missed something, but what it really seems to come down to is "Beyonce isn't on our shit list but Miley is." I can totally agree that Miley's appropriation wasn't right, but that isn't the question. The question was why is it okay for Bey to shake her ass…

I think you have a point. If we're cool with Beyonce being apparently allergic to pants and being really into being sexy (and Madonna before her) we should be cool with others doing it too. Miley does do some fooling around with child-like imagery (like the giant teddy bears) and is a lot younger, but all's fair in…

What cave have you been living in for the past 15 years to not know about Three 6 Mafia.

I'll take "Double Standard" for $200, Alex.

Queen Bey does it, it's okay.
Miley That Little Shit That's On Our Hate List does it, that is NOT okay. That is NO-kay.