wtf? You buy a plunger like a goddamn adult.
They shouldn't bother. 15 feet doesn't make any difference to the animal's health or well-being.
I somehow missed the part where this is in Florida. Not surprised.
Most 16 year old girls go to parties knowing they'll get drunk. That's why they go to parties. That doesn't make them less wonderful people.
They're actually really easy to ignore, if you never ever go to those subreddits. I love /r/makeupobsession. Judging reddit for this is like judging Twitter because the KKK has an account.
Well the Soup is television clips, and Tosh.0 is YouTube clips. Same idea, but the Soup is actually funny.
Other people like childish humor even though you don't.
"I before E, except after C."