Bahahahaha. No.

He had terminal cancer. Of course he was going to die. Get over yourself.

Walt dies.

lololol it's a magazine OF COURSE THEY SMOOTHED OUT HER SKIN. Jesus Christ people, it's like you've never seen photoshop before and after photos.

Well that was Gawker, not Jezebel. And at least that was interesting and not hypocritical.

I'm lol-ing so hard at "don't look lie the same person AT ALL." They made her chin pointier. That's it. It looked like Lena Dunham and if you say it doesn't, you're being willfully ignorant. End of story.

Holy shit I just got home from class and saw I had 89 notifications.

I mean, it's only 3 times what you guys paid for barely photoshopped images of Lena Dunham.

You clearly don't know anything about photography.

Nah, those guys are definitely finance majors. The woman is probably in media studies.

I thought jag was a rich, white rock star thing.

Well, they're right. I'm happy for my friends who are getting married or whatever, but if I get invited to a wedding and there's no open bar then I'm sure as shit not going.

Normalizing a belief in magic and a contempt for rationality and logic is the reason the religious right has so much power in this country. Adults who believe in magic, whether it's nature magic or Christian magic, have no fucking business calling themselves adults.

These read so fake. "You're all I need right now. I know I can make it right with you." Nope, no way.

I cannot fathom a more pointless job.

Right. Because they don't.

I know that your dog seen me

Hahahaha. No.

No, I mean, you always whine about something about gypsies that totally isn't related at all but you forgot in this comment so I was just reminding you.

You forgot to say something about gypsies.