No, I hate Beyoncé.

LOL THATS THE JOKE

YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

No, your comment made me laugh out loud, not uncomfortable. You just keep making it better. Please, go on. Please use the word problematic several more times. Please put trigger warnings in front of everything. Please replace letters in words that make you vaguely uneasy with asterisks.

Omg no you did not seriously just link to yourfaveisproblematic. No. Jesus. Jezebel is becoming more of a parody of itself every day.

Holy shit, you are hella fucked up lady.

Yeah, I thought they cut this out over the backlash last time 'Jennifer Lawrence' and 'BFF' were in the same headline.

Yeah. When people mention La-a, I assume they're racist, or at the very least grossly ignorant, fucks.

I never argued any differently?

I just watched Freakenomics which has a whole section on this. The name doesn't matter as much as the mother's socioeconomic status.

What about Coke as the first name and Lohan as the middle name? I sense a theme.

I feel like naming your children 'Luck' and 'Prosper' is just asking for trouble.

Ugh, I walked by my dad's office earlier today and saw him watching this.

I don't know, I think many people are still in the mindset that she was a Disney star, so she should still act like a child. My roommates certainly expressed that viewpoint when the Wrecking Ball video came out.

No, I'm not being pedantic, I'm referring to the primary use of the word in the times we live in.

The place where I works sells petite plus size pants. Pretty rad.

Petite means short. Words - they have meaning.

The message you just conveyed was basically "whah, this story makes me feel bad so you shouldn't have written it."

Haha, I totally read this as a sanctimommy post.

The number of responses expressing that 45 minutes of jogging is somehow a super intense work-out is depressing. Jogging isn't the same as running. If you're in moderately good shape, you should be able to jog for 45 minutes on the treadmill without dying.