Ha. My dad woke me up at 10 pm once so I could change the tv channel because he couldn’t find the remote.

Oh I know. After my daughter was born, I had passed out to low blood pressure and had to be re-cathetered because I couldn’t get up on my own to pee. But my daughter had to stay with me the whole time.

We didn’t get any training except shut the door, turn off lights, & hide under the tables. We had drills with the kids. Want heartbreaking? Try explaining to kindergarteners with autism and other disabilities about the drill without them freaking out.

I just wheezed-laughed. Thanks for getting my asthma going.

I lived in El Cajon for a year, & it has a large population of people with mental health histories and/or with developmental disabilities. This is something that should not be new to them and they need to have more resources.

Oh my god. He’s an eight year kid. This doesn’t make him a sociopath. My daughter is the queen of emojis. They’re fun to use.

Boys. Boys pick up dead things. It doesn’t mean they go on to be serial killers.

Things makes me feel better about my 8 year old boy when does shit that defies comprehension.

Cerulean blue....

I did. 😞

Well that’s why you don’t buy the exploding ones. You should buy the soaked in vodka-apparently it’s an epidemic.

I was totally thinking that. It’s not only his hair that’s out of date-he’s not even up on current drug trends.

I could wear that dress. I’d look like a fusty teapot. But I could wear it.

God dammit. I pride myself on my stoical nature. Video ruined that.

No fucking way.

Totally true and since I am allergic to cows milk—almond has been my favorite alternative so far. However I'm not drinking glasses of it. It's just for cereal and baking.

As a special education teacher and a mother of a child with special needs—thank you.

That's different. That's art.

Z-Weed.

We’ve introduced our daughter to X-Files. So much fun. We are doing Buffy next.