I feel like he may have been having a panic attack and it was the only thing he could do so he wouldn't freak out

For some reason, this makes me sad.

I remember my grandmother telling me about a friend she had who died from a back alley abortion.

I am so nauseous right now.

So jealous of your wit right now.

My husband still brings up the note. “fucking Berger!”

I loved the monologue too. The mild racism is spot on and while the pedophiles jokes were uncomfortable there were still funny. And I got where he was going with it.

Shade or Not

In honor of Tinkerbell, here is Miss Betsy Boo on Taco Tuesday.

I'm in!

Is it sad that I look forward to this all week?