Still far less fickle than Ravens fans who hate on everything Monday morning. Even after a win they are railing on Flacco. I have to stop listening to sports talk radio in Baltimore.

What shitty journalism. The infield is a shitshow, so what? What do you expect from what is essentially a concert promoted to to 22 year olds? Drunken millennials are a fact of life, unfortunately, as is the need for the Maryland Jockey club’s need to drum up some much needed income. You make no mention of the huge…

This begs the question; who the hell is the leak to the Post? They have to be very highly placed, this meeting was less than 48 hours ago. Whoever they are, Godspeed.

+1600

His batting average was abysmal in a season where the Orioles lead the league with 253 home runs. Do the math.

The matte black is boss.

Adieu Adieu.

He’s barely a Yankee, and already a dick.

Kevin Plank’s ego is so inflated that he has failed to sense the the tide turning against him in Baltimore since he held a gun to the head of the city council over the Port Covington TIF, much like NFL team owners have over Stadiums. So it’s no surprise to me that he was so amped from a summons to the Oval, that he…

That’s not a roughed out garage. That’s a high baltimore meth den. He’s tweaked as hell.

Because by presenting women as chattel from the get go, they are ingraining the idea and creating a rape friendly culture.

Adam has left the building and Pacman is back. It was nice while it lasted.

I just threw up in my mouth.

As a fellow lady deadspinner, I gotta say way to nitpick the minutia. No wonder they think we’re all nags.

Does every aspiring ho in LA use the Kardashian plastic surgeon?

Reminds me of my last date. <rim shot>

He can’t even run a football team. Christ.

It clearly was not a shot to the head. The defender dove for a tackle, flew over him, and grazed Newton’s helmet with his body, not even his head. Newton had a tantrum and drew a foul.

I have it on good authority that his code name is Duck.

+5 star generals