How are you against women getting equal pay? JUST HOW? Who are you awful awful people? I can't even formulate an intelligent sentence right now, just...

I feel like I should buy a sympathy card and send it to Wisconsin liberals. I'm sorry for your loss, guys.

That was the best possible ending to that video. GO HAMLET!

I would SO watch your show.

This episode was such a bummer. And no one in my office watches the show so I have no one to talk about it with :( Poor Lane, he was a good guy who made a mistake and I just wish he had gone to Roger or Don for the loan instead...damnit!

Best scene ever

Old, I know, but this was on TV the other day and it just fits so damn well.

Politicians are just so masterful at writing apologies that aren't actual apologies. "I'm sorry my words were misconstrued...sorry you didn't get the point I was trying to make." Vomit.

Touche. Also I would like to be with Patrick Swayze so I will not argue anymore.

NOBODY puts Baby in the corner. According to her man.

Bahahaha please tell me that's not for real. What exactly was her justification?

I never read the book and therefore don't have any nostalgic connection to it...so this trailer looks a little too teen-angsty for me. Not that I ever go see movies in the theater anyway, so I shouldn't pretend I'm some kind of snobby moviegoer...

People think they are good at lots of things while drunk/high when they are actually quite the opposite. I always think I turn into a foreign language genius when I've been drinking but I'm pretty sure the gibberish that comes out of my mouth is worse than what it sounds like when I'm sober.

Exactly. Even if I thought he had the magic economy wand (which he definitely doesn't) I couldn't vote for him because of his social issues alone. I wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing I put someone into office who is anti-gay marriage, anti-abortion, and generally just anti-choice.

He looks like he's having a grand old time, but I don't see how anyone watching this would be like "YES. I want that to be ME."

Damn, how did I miss that? Well we should go for round 2 then, haha.

I think that's a huge issue. I don't blame women for caring more about not having a job than these bills that may not affect them, but at the same time it's not like I see Romney coming in and waving a magic wand and fixing the economy immediately. Economics isn't my thing but I don't see him being much help at all. I…

What I really, really want to do, and what I would do if I had any idea how to do it, is organize a national protest. You know, one of those things that takes place in multiple cities on the same day. It would be a way not only to raise awareness among the other 2/3 of women about these issues, but also a way to let…

Thomas O'Malley Flufferpants I? No.

"Wow, your fur is way softer than it looks."