Sounds like these ladies need to bootstrap it and learn to do their own hair and makeup. Like us plebes do.

#COTD

He might be too busy tweeting about Chelsea Manning’s sentence commutation and release currently slated for May.

As will be the time she gets to keep it.

Pope, please. There will never be any comment greater than this. I laughed, I cried, and then repented. Now I’m going to grab some beads and throw down some Hail Mary’s and Act’s of Contrition, just in case I shouldn’t have laughed. A lady just never knows when and where she will be smote down.

Um, shut it down, this is a perfect comment.

Perfect. I larfed.

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They didn’t count the pictures.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

All that cutting and pasting is haaaaarrrrrd.

What? I wrote essays in blow off classes that were longer than that and only have a four year degree and went to a middle of the road college. Where’d she get her PhD, Trump University?

The 2000 words were the ones that cannot be attributed to someone else.

I reserved some using a temporary fake email addy. Whole bunch of Twitterworld is doing this. Who knows if it’ll really make any difference, but it felt brutishly satisfying.

I click through with the best of them.

That’s some quality muckraking right there.

But it left her computer monitor a goddamn mess.

Like abstract-length short.

No, CNN reports that the dissertation (communications) was written in the year 2000, not that it was 2000 words. Surely it was, you know, at least 6000. Or maybe 7500.

If you click through to the linked article, the dissertation was written in 2000. I think that’s where the number came from. Later in the article, it says