Eta, and i’m sorry, i just realized i replied to you on a years-old post!

Don’t you mean “Strap yourself down & enjoy the jackhammering?”

Should he be allowed to get an education? Sure.

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

Abigail Breslin deserves way better than this low-rent Zac Efron wannabe.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

But for real, does having a vagina give you special powers to see dirt?

My husband?

This trailer legitimately made me cry because it feels like it’s just so close to this side of possibility. I just finished re-reading the book in anticipation of this series and it was truly terrifying.

Sorry because I’m reading this comment a couple months late, but you got your wish! In fact, it became news fodder for every t.v. channel available. Then it came back recently. And you were right! Congrats, and bravo. If only we could get trump to realize that his inauguration crowd was as small as his hands...and…

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

Motherfuckers.

Also, she’s dating a Kushner. So there’s that.

This isn’t Karlie’s first fuck up. She wore a war bonnet in a VS show and had to apologize for that too. At a certain point, it becomes clear whether a person has an internal compass for racial sensitivity or not. With Karlie, well meaning though she may be, I’m leaning toward “or not.” It’s not exactly surprising.…

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

This is exactly what the Founders had in mind when they definitely, on purpose, didn’t single out marriage equality as a fundamental right.

Great idea! I’ll try that.

I spat my Mountain Dew and dropped my controller, and now I have put on clothes and clean my mom’s basement carpet. Thanks, I guess?

All your penis are belong to us