To be fair, we all wish that

This is so deliciously good.

Seriously though—this is how we should protest Trump’s administration, just follow these executives and cabinet members around everywhere with bells yelling “shame.”

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

I’m originally from a border town. What you are saying happens quite often.

I believe, according to the order, they are detained as well. It’s really just so f**ked up beyond any comprehension. If you read the executive order, it actually gets worse. They plan on detaining these people, criminal background or not, in an undisclosed area of the West Texas Desert.

I mean I also think about what happens to her when she goes back to Mexico? if you have no friends, family there.. if you haven’t been there in over a decade I would assume you have limited to no ties. so what? they dump you off and you are essentially homeless, with no possessions, nothing you have worked and paid…

As for me, I don’t think Roy Blunt’s going to take the lead fighting this one. Spineless wimp.

You’re just being a tease, clearly.

Your story will be told as a comedy, a la Taming of the Shrew.

Fuck this. Men like him deserve a whopping portion of their own medicine.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

“Michigan has come a long way but that doesn’t mean we get to coast now.”

Never doubt Our Orange Overlord’s ability to make any situation worse. Ivanka could have just quietly swallowed this business setback and got on with her life, BUT NO! The triple O has to bitch, and Nordstrom gets to reiterate that sales are the reason for this decision. He is actually humiliating his daughter by his…

I love his assertion that her being ‘a great person’ (citation needed) has any bearing on Nordstrom carrying her line. They cut it because it didn’t sell, and Nordstrom is a business, it wouldn’t matter if it was Mother Teresa’s line.

It’s like putting me in charge of sobriety. It is something about which I know very little and I will go out of my way to eliminate it wherever I find it.

Twice? That’s protester fraud!

Your fear-mongering will not shame me into admitting that actions have consequences.