also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

Honestly, who’s worse? Trump or Pence? Trump is a sham of a human being, but Pence is a true believer, and that really scares me.

I saw a great meme today that said her 1st act as First Lady will be to find moose and squirrel.

I am walking around today feeling like the pain she is feeling is mine too. It was her loss, it was my loss too and I am feeling it deeply as I struggle not to cry at my desk today. I feel I admire Clinton more than before. We may never call her Madam President, but I think we all will remember her grace and her…

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Considering the city bought it, no it will not be a club anymore.

It’s like this whole nightmare election season existed in order to make this sentence possible.

This pulled me out of my election-induced anxiety state for a solid four minutes. Thank you.

Just throws it on the side of the road for an endangered salamander to choke on.

She’s with Her.

DAMN this motherfucker is even more vanilla than I imagined. Ugh

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Fuck you, fuckface.

I already voted! I don’t know what else to do!

BLOOM: And if you need a refresher on post World War I Germany, they had an authoritarian political outsider stoking xenophobia in a nation where the poor felt marginalized, and blaming complex problems on scapegoated minorities!

Yes, I’ve emailed FoD about the typos.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.