lisasaur
Lisasaur, Child of Stangle
lisasaur

It’s Justin’s seething rage as “Can’t Stop the Feeling” continues to not take the world by storm.

So he doesn’t want her to die. He just wants her to be punished for treason by being shot until she is no longer living. But. He doesn’t want her to die. Those are different things, you see.

i loved the guy who originally posted...i literally cannot deal with it

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Black Swan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ted, etc...

“Strident” has strongly negative connotations and is routinely used as dog-whistle sexism in the same way “shrill” is. Maybe not the best word to use in this context.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

In the spirit of pre-election James Comey / FBI Twitter feed:

SEE

me too, except now im all “STOP BEING A NICE GUY (tm) STEVE!!!! GOD, GET A LIFE!!!!”

When I turned 40, my husband announced that my life was half over. So, no? And probably don’t let my husband give birthday toasts.

I enjoyed the revival I enjoyed this trailer.

I DO NOT CARE IT IS AMAZING AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN.

Holy hell, I got a mention! I feel famous. the sad part is that the people still breathing in my family are way scarier than the dead ones.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE HORRIBLE.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK