i should have known that with lasagna in the article title i’d see a dead-eyed woman taking her pants off.

cat years

What are we talking about? Human years? Soul years? Creative years? Years of what?

In time that humans have set, which isn’t real

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

If you believe the basic tenants of feminism like, equal pay, access to healthcare, bodily autonomy and reductions in sexual violence are “very progressive policy” then you probably aren’ta feminist to start with.

I get it. I grew up in a solidly Republican suburb outside a heavily Democratic city, and as high school (and then college) student who was interested in politics, I had mentors who tried to steer me towards Republican causes/volunteering opportunities. The implication was pretty clear — as a woman and as a minority,…

As a registered republican sitting in Gilbert, Arizona (maricopa county) I’m losing my fucking mind why this state keeps electing this fucking racist asshole.

lock him up! lock him up!

wait...what’s a “triple lindy”?

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

My work blocks Facebook and Twitter. I do not blame them.

Nasty woman indeed!

The internet moves so goddamn fast, doesn’t it?

My gasp moments, besides the “Nasty woman” comment, was when he said “bad hombres”, and refused to answer about conceding if he loses the election. After the debate, the CNN panel had a woman (who was latina, I think, forgive me for not remembering her name) talking about how offensive it was, and some blond woman was…

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

I’ve spoken about my Trumpette sister many times this election season. Today, she told me Trump ran away with the debate and she and her man cheered him on. And that HRC speaking is like nails on a blackboard. I don’t know what universe she lives in.

The Parks and Rec gag reel with Andy saying that Kim Kardashian loves a comeback is my favorite thing ever.

I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her...I can’t wait for the new season to start.