There’s a BRIDGE-t joke in here somewhere, I know it...

I would probably be CEO of my company by now if they blocked social media...

It’s almost impossible to keep up with. Luckily I have committed to ignoring my actual paid job to follow dank memes.

The ones from the debate last night. Lots of “It’s Hillary...Madame President if you’re nasty” and all that.

Oh god my coworker told me about that CNN commentary and even though I wasn’t surprised, I’m still horrified. That’s exactly what Trump and his campaign do - they gaslight and dismiss people’s concerns.

Slay bitch.

People see what they want to see. Even when I was cheering Hillary on, I knew that Trump supporters were thinking the exact opposite. And when he said that horrible “Such a nasty woman” line, I gasped out loud but I KNOW there were millions of Trumpers who pumped their fists in the air and cheered because he was…

This is a man who was blaming Hillary for not “changing the law” when she was a Senator, so clearly the finer points of American politics are lost upon him.

Best stuffed animal name ever

Crying

If you don’t mind a convoluted and confusing explanation, I am happy to help!

Dammit Bobby this article just got me into a long discussion trying to explain what a key is to someone who doesn’t know anything about music, and I am doing the literal worst job and am feeling like a failure as a musician YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS

I don’t love it from a musicality standpoint but her skill always blows my mind

Bork

Dark, dude.

DEMON.

What the fuck, Hamburger.

Oh this was great...your last sentence was amazing.

Hey, if it ain’t broke...