I’m crine at the idea of a silent library, then suddenly a wail erupts from one of the computer terminals. It’s Granddad, rending his clothes and tearing at his hair. People rush to his aid, but he just keeps screaming...

That’s crazy. But nice to think that your dad is still around, in some way.

I will dress up in a sheet and hover outside your apt if you like? (I will also make this noise the whole time: ooOOOOOooooOOOoooo)

Have you ever picked up?

Fool me six times, shame on you. Fool me seven times, shame on me.

Lots of runs =/= singing talent.

It’s like you didn’t even see the clip of her sitting on the dog.

Goddamn that response from Ashly (<--wtf?) is chock full of red flags.

I crie evry tiem

Well put! Grab a pitchfork.

Maybe just stick with glassblowing next time

DARLENE PUT DOWN THE BOW AND ARROW AND STEP AWAY

A+ reference

We all should stop talking about Jon Gosselin, tbh.

But what about THEIR feelings?!

I MEAN JUST TO BE CLEAR, TROLLS, WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO PHYSICALLY FIGHT ANYONE SO PLEASE DO NOT CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES

“Pro-life advocates are being singled out,” Thomas Olp told the paper, senior counsel at the Thomas More Society. “And their constitutional protections are being trampled.”

I appreciate that you use your negative emotions to perform a public service. Kudos.

I would come help you but I am currently trapped on the floor of my home, crushed under the weight of my ring like James Franco in 27 Hours