I’ve been trying to type a repone to you but it i too hard to do ith thi giant ring on my finger pleae end help finger going numb

Not hand stuff, but I have to share because it’s pretty good: my first kiss/makeout sesh was in the back seat of a Mustang with “What’s Your Fantasy” playing on full volume. #winning.

Not hand stuff, but I have to share because it’s pretty good: my first kiss/makeout sesh was in the backseat of a Mustang (friends were driving) while “What’s your Fantasy” played on full blast. #winning

Leslie Jones is a goddamn American treasure and I want to raise an army to defend her. WHO IS WITH ME

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah she was pretty useless in that movie too. I like her a lot, but her film career really is nothing special. I think she should get back into TV (Jen, give me a call if you want any more of my expert career advice).

I read the book and sobbed hysterically for several hours. Then the movie came out and I refused to see it.

We’re the Millers was actually really funny, but it wasn’t because of her.

This will never not fill me with a heady, confusing mixture of rage and glee

Me rn

This is the most apt explanation I’ve ever read. Bravo.

I legitimately thought Tiffany Trump was a tabloid rumor.

I’m just confused as to why, if all the towels are exactly the same, this woman can’t just take one of the other dry towels that would likely be lying around. Or have one of her manservants flap palm leaves at her until she dries.

*nobody’s

Bb at this point i’m skeptical you fuck with anybody except your own tiny dick

DO YOU LOVE ME NOW

Do we though?

My nose doesn't get me free drinks at a bar tho

WORTH IT

I read the print version and had the same issue as you - even without a baby voice (ughhh) the 5-year-old language is annoying. But the story itself was pretty compelling, so maybe I’ll check out the movie.