That place just screams Caribbean vacation.

So rebel. Much badass. Wow.

Oh my god she is SUCH A REBEL, GUYS.

PET. FUCKING. PEEVE.

Every time I begin to develop a shred of hope in our society, it inevitably gets obliterated by these mouth-breathing, pandering morons. Time to go donate to PP again.

You are a crazy person. But I respect your confidence in that.

Do you also drink Dimeatapp? Because if you like purple you should just chug that. You savage.

Jesus h christ you’re on Team Yellow too? Farewell, my former friend, it’s been fun.

QUESO I thought you were cool?! You’re dead to me now.

You lost any credibility you had with that black licorice comment, sorry!

He’s got the douchebro persona firmly on lock. Hopefully he’s mellowing out in his old age...

God cats are such assholes and I love them so much.

I haven’t seen that movie in years, and I refuse to watch it because I can’t handle the ugly tears.

Oh my god I’d forgotten about that story I used to love James Herriott as a kid. It’s too early for these emotions...

Aw if she’s senior then that’s ok. Mine aren’t. They’re just dicks.

Fellow cat owner...I cleaned errant feces off the floor in two places yesterday so yeah I’m in no position to judge either :(

Well that part is a given ;)

*sad trombone* someone like that would never understand any kind of subtle, nuanced response.

Exactly! Like, why do you need to know months ahead of time that we’re having sex without protection? How about you just cool your jets.

Let’s burn them all.