It’s an obnoxious thing to ask anyone. It’s none of your goddamn business, and if a couple wants to have children it will probably come up organically. You know, like when she shows up pregnant.

Reading this is exactly what I needed this morning. Mark, I’m so happy for the two of you - the love you have for each other is so apparent, even to people who have never met either of you. And those pictures make my heart explode. Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful life together.

Ugh thank you for posting this. A nice palate cleanser.

This is the most heartbreaking, infuriating thing I’ve ever seen and it’s not even 8:30. Fuck everything.

So jealous! I’ve always wanted just one pair, even if I didn’t wear them much. Hope they turn out fabulous!

But...but NETWORKING

Why do I insist on doing these things to myself? *sets head on fire*

Commenter I was speaking to lamenting his lack of dating options is American.

I got one of those too!! Also a bank person. Like I’m really going to add you when your only job info is “Banking.”

This is why America is failing.

I had to sit through a LinkedIn webinar (pray4me) and one of their recommendations was “accept connections from EVERYONE who asks, no matter what!” I stopped listening after that.

God I hit on you ONE TIME and you have to go around blasting me for it?

Laughing at this is totally worth the inevitable trip to hell.

What is it with stalkers and coffee makers?

Uber in my city just dropped their rates even more (taking it out of driver pay). No wonder they attract such winners.

I honestly thought this was a parody account. It’s not? Please tell me it is...

What....what did I just sit through? Jia clearly hates America.

Someone created her as a joke and they’ve just completely lost control at this point...

I’m not too worried about her ever getting to that point.