Right? I know that he’s kind of stiff but I can always, ALWAYS appreciate someone who can laugh at themselves. Good job, Jeb!

Congrats to Paulson (agree she was overdue for a win), but also agree about Dunst. Her on Fargo was pretty much the best this season.

Rest in peace Maddox. I hope the rest of the family gets the support they need.

I went into remission about a year ago. I also have anxiety. These combine to result in me thinking about what it would be like for my family if I surviced cancer only to die in a car accident or something. I lie awake some nights thinking about how horrific that would be for my loved ones.

Hopefully she haunts his ass so he never gets to have a full night sleep in his life ever again.

“I like meeting women who already know everything about me, so I don’t have to suddenly drop this bomb on them.”

Extra points for wearing humming birds on her dress.

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I always maintained that I knew Scott Peterson did it all along for one sole reason: He owned a boat and none of his friends knew about it. There isn’t a man alive that will but a boat and not tell his friends. Also, too: Fuck him.

Hello, as a journalist for many years I would like to butt in with my professional opinion and say that this post (and all of its punnyness) is some of THE BEST writing I know.

Even without something like this the rate of domestic violence among cops is sky-high AND the chances that the cops won’t do anything about it is also higher than usual.

I don’t speak for all single people, but if someone is willing to date this guy it’s no skin off my ass. They just seem like maybe they’re not the best person to rely on to make life choices with, you know?

They have to know he’ll be eating other women!

How bad does your life have to be for you to be browsing Match or whatever, see a man known for conspiring to torture, kill and eat his wife and think “Yes, I would like to have an intimate relationship with this person.”? Cause damn.

I swear to god he looks like George Zimmerman minus the 5 o’clock shadow.

A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.

This is mine:

Psst....

often dyed bright colors because the 50s were a different time indeed, my friend.

Kissing a chicken can lead to other things.