One with guac on it. And cheese.

Mr Oldfogeybadger is very fond of what I like to call his ball powder (GoldBond medicated powder or something similar). I hate the smell and I hate breathing talc, so I’ve been pushing him to use corn starch based ones. I may have to tell him about this and make unsubstantiated hints that what’s good for the goose is…

OK, until people stop having sex with dudes who wear their baseball caps like fucking cretins, these dudes are going to continue wearing their baseball caps like fucking cretins.

Old meme is best meme:

Methinks this guy will be holding his own pickle when that wedding night comes around.

Would rather fuck a literal bacon double cheeseburger.

Still better than Crystal Metheney.

Celine Dion broke down during her first show since her husband’s passing.

VARIETY PACK

TOUCH OF ASIAN BEAUTY IN THE FACE

I wish I could star this more!

Yeah, tons of sympathy for this person... NOT.

“Engman feels that she might be a victim of class envy”

Well she seems pretty damn insufferable.

I was unclear about what a sunglass-tiara is, and google gave me this. Her instagram is private so I can’t confirm it, but I’m pretending that’s exactly what she was wearing.

As opposed to her flower crown, deck of cards fascinator, or a banana. (“Is that a banana on your head or are you just an asshole?)

It’s also worth noting that Planned Parenthood has been building a new facility in New Orleans that would provide abortions (the current facility does not provide abortions, but referrals) and it has been a shitshow. The local Catholic diocese literally told builders that if they worked on the building, the church…

Maybe it’s just the bias in the news sources I read and the people I hang out with, but it seems like this is exactly what’s happening lately. Let’s keep shouting from the rooftops!!! Abortion is a human right!!!