I can’t get upset at Carson or hate him the way I loathe the other GOP psychos because I really think dude is on the autism spectrum.

And Ben Carson was raised brain-damaged

(holds up internet comment menacingly) “Where did you get the idea that you could diagnose somebody with minimal information and suspect qualifications?” “I learned it by watching YOU, O.K.?!”

looks like mug shoot to me

Always read comments before articles. Gotta remember that going forward in life...

“Anna, Anna, Karenina. Me, My, Marenina. Fee, Fi Farenina, Karenina.”

When I think of Creed, I think of when my sister and I would drive and sing “With legs wide open” and die laughing.

War and Peace: Child’s card game and my favorite Beanie Baby.

I also read a book. It was called 1984. It’s about this guy and his big brother.

Just be careful to make sure she stops there with the Ayn Rand, we don’t want to do anything to damage her nascent love of reading.

I truly wish Scott Stapp the best with his life, his marriage, and his mental health. I hope he's living a happy, healthy life with his family.

I remember when he started saying all that stuff though, people were pretty ruthless - I def saw a lot more from people than just commentary on his music at that point. At the very least it was a huge spectacle at a time when he was having a very obvious mental breakdown. Making fun of his music is fair game though,…

<making sure no one is looking> I bought two of their CDs. Its collecting dust along with my rhinestone belts and tube tops in a box labeled 90s SHAME.

I was really into the Weezer fandom in the early-aughts when I was in high school. I probably can still sing Pinkerton from front to back... but now that I’m not 15 I’m so grossed out by all his misogyny and yellow fever (in the songs themselves!) I can’t even listen to it.

Hey now, don’t (do) mock the rich mans prescription version of meth

We can still make fun of Rivers Cuomo right???? Because he posted this on twitter recently

That would be a surefire way to guarantee than women never win, since the majority of good roles get written for and played by men.

I’m the cheesy probably somewhat creepy girl-empowerment dad on the playground.