Pretty much. I had a friend tell me they were just "peanut butter and jealous" and I laughed like an idiot.

Yep. It should say “I try and seem like the nice one”.

“And Planned Parenthood told the Dispatch that the funding they’re losing had been used, not for abortions—because that is illegal and has been since the ‘70s—but for education and testing, including sex ed classes, a program called Healthy Moms, Healthy Babies, and HIV tests.”

That is what’s so fucking terrifying to me :-/ He’s been SO anti-women during his governorship, but because he’s not screaming about building walls and killing people with pigs’ blood bullets he’s seen as normal.

It actually stands for G.arbage O.fthe P.eople.

My main terror with a trump election is it validates his entire vile persona as politically viable and opens the door for that sort of “douchebag populism” to become the new status quo.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. People are the worst.

SERIOUSLY. And if by chance you shit everywhere, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

“Homer, when I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no!”

It is really strange, we Canadians are outraged! Well, mildly outraged...

I feel you, but I also feel that way at most concerts or even bars that I go to. C’mon, people. Have some fucking respect. It’s not hard to not piss and shit everywhere! Some common fucking courtesy would go a long way in our society.

He also liked to come up with elaborate, ever-changing stories of exgirlfriends who died in tragic accidents and/or cheated on him and/or were crazy stalkers.

You want to know what his sister says after I introduced myself and offered condolences?

If you have to set up a nanny cam to catch your fiancé having sex with his sister it might be time to peace out. Just saying.

Did we date the same guy? Did he tell you he got that scar on his back from getting shot?

zennaconvolutia

Nothing make retch more than incest stories, and yet here I am, reading the story.

Suddenly I feel much better about my relationship with my sister in law. She’s a pain in the ass, but I know she’s not screwing her brother. I would have peace out before I got kicked to the couch.

SMALL festivals are a lot of fun. My friends and I used to go to this one in Ohio, the Nelsonville Music Festival, and it was awesome for a few years....then it got too big. The last year we went, I had to go and use a portapotti and I looked inside and there was shit piled TO THE TOP and I was like okay, this scene…