Not a rocket scientist.

This. Ruth Negga got robbed.

Laugh it up, but a lot of people would do exactly that.

Honestly, nothing of real value was lost. It was a well produced show with a completely run-of-the-mill dystopian storyline.

Well, fuck. Never thought I'd get to miss Dubya.

Williams really deserved this one better, IMHO.

Amen to this. I love Viola Davis, don't get me wrong, but that was one pretentious, cringe-worthy speech right there.

I was really hoping Ruth Negga got some love.

Hey, after Suicide Squad got an Oscar it is all fair game now.

Suicide Squad now has the exact same number of Oscars as Citizen Kane. I'll leave you guys with that.

Completely unintended, i promise.

Watch it…

Didn't you hear? Spraying white paint on Robbie Margot's face now counts as "makeup".

There's no way La La Land doesn't get best picture. And i hated that movie.

Wow…

Nothing would make me happier, but the Academy is so hung up on Streep…

I am very confused right now.

Search your soul. You know the answer already.

*gasp!*

OK, that Twitter reading thing was genuinely funny.