I was thinking it was the guy lady gaga is marrying 😮

VALLEY GIRL 4EVA

I am married to my baby. DEAL.

THIS. as soon as women start saying •I'm gonna just stay my size! I would never try to lose weight!@ they do

Her name is Nikki. I don't know why this fixates me.

Disney/Pixar freak here. I'm shocked at the nonstop glowing reviews of this movie. It is good. It is not great. It has some good messages and ideas but is painfully slow and just.... I'm tickled by all the adults swooning over it.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

how this sketch did not feature WINTER PAM is beyond me

Gratuitous wedding cake pics

We got married at DisneyWorld. Wedding cake with little figures in a tea cup made of fondant (it was an Alice and Wonderland theme), Grooms cake was Haunted Mansuon and a friend photoshopped our pictures into the bride and groom portrait from the ride. It’s chocolate. 😀.

what is happening here?

mulk

and link them in a foot long tiny lipstick stick!!!!

but this tho

Single Gargantuan Ass Cheek is the name of my next band

i never thought i would have any remote interest in anything remotely coachella related.

SHAKE IT

The best story from our wedding was about the hubs - he was getting ready with his son, my brother and his mom at a condo we rented, while i was getting ready at the hotel (OK WE GOT MARRIED AT DISNEYWORLD, OK). we had a 10am ceremony, so there was a lot of early morning activity, including my step mom double checking…

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