“and not a single person responded to us in that process”

Twitter will not be dead until the mainstream media stops reporting on what’s said. I was so sick of WaPo reporting what Trump said on Twitter, it was a relief when they banned him.

Next question; why have men, throughout history, been so horny for rabbits?

This is not just the woman responsible for banning Trump. This is the woman responsible for defending the free speech of Twitter users that are actually under attack. Musk wants to fashion himself as a free speech warrior, well she was actually someone fighting in court to protect speech while Musk was learning the…

The quiet was nice while it lasted. 

Im old enough to indeed remember Samantha Brown going to Rome for low key cool places or Anthony Bourdain going to Dubai and trying food while being his classic New Jersey asshole self.  I also remember being mighty amused how bad Ghost Adventures seemed.  Zak Bagins is basically a college dorm bro with a video…

Remember when the History Channel was about history instead of aliens

I give him four claps.

There’s a very easy fix to this his editor should’ve proposed: change it to “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but *I* still walk the earth?” No one gets upset, and you’ve still conveyed your point that talentless hacks seem to live forever.

““I just chose a random name, my mistake.”

She “ couldn’t stand” making the film.  (because it turned out she had a sore leg one day)

In your “Stray observations,” how dare you omit:

Cara Delvigne is a blight on OMITB.  Amy Schumer was (likely) just a silly one-off gag.  Michael Rappaport probably works for cheap.  

I’m not sure which casting addition this season has been most disastrous: Cara Delevigne, Amy Schumer or Michael Rappaport.  They all blow in their own, unique ways.

Yeah, whoever is behind this, fuck off. Unless you think Sec. Clinton puts Justice Amy Serena Joy on the court.

She should ask Diane Feinstein to hop onto her tandem bicycle and pedal off into retirement.

Exactly. This is the most disingenuous nonsense I’ve ever heard in my life. She really does think everyone’s an idiot, but her. 

Also, Alito seems to be a total wingnut.

If Gorsuch and Kavanaugh fooled her, she’s not perceptive enough to be in office.