Steely Dan. I see what you did there.

sadly it isn't as odd as you think. people pull all kinds of shenanigans around weddings. i have regrets of my own just based on budget and location and trying to bank on who will come and who won't. it's annoying as hell. we should have just invited 10 more people and said the hell with seating chart (we had 28…

oh i don't disagree. they are assholes. :)

i had a destination wedding and still hang out on a message board specific to the destination from time to time and see all kinds of people who generally seem reasonable talk about "STDs" (ha) as like a way to get a headcount on who would come which i think is ridiculous. i think you are obligated to follow up with…

i need this. where is this???

i love you. thanks for this. i'm a similar size and shape, a little bit taller, but totally overwhelmed by the shape of me right now. you look great and i like what you have to say. i'm going to try out those torrid leggings and i love the blouse.

What is Scheana?

whats going on with all the arm motions/interpretive dance?

i did this too :)

WHATS THE STORY

GAH!!! this is like old times fredericka of hollywood butt lifting stuff! a0 HER BUTT IS FUCKING LIFTED and b0 is is unattractive. a mans jock strap has a more attractive butt centric styling.

exactly. what is happening here anyway? is she walking around with underwear pulled halfway down her butt? did she pull her underwear strap down for this scintillating picture? are there little strings on her pointy fingers? so ridiculous.

i don't watch this show but the title caught my eye and, even though i am sure this makes me even more fuddy-duddier-y than i am and people will tell me so, i want tot say that this IS the way to do a spoiler filled post and i appreciate that! clues to something that happened but it isn't in the headline or first 3…

touché

YES!!!!! RIGHT HAND SHARK WAS KILLING IT! LEFT HAND SHARK FORGOT ALL THE WORDS!!!!

OF COURSE this is you. :-p

noted

so you live west of 19th and like south of.....noriega or something???? you are dead to me!!! where won't they take you?!? cabs in SF are bizarre!!! (i had the best apartment on 12th and lincoln. it was the bomb diggity)

the prostate is a donut people. you have to pee through it. thats why when dudes get old and it grows or gets cancer they can't pee. its not out there floating around under a ball or something.

three words: Tunnel. Of. Fudge.