Yeah, I was confused too, no? Her friends are "basically vegan" but begin their morning with AHEM BUTTER coffee? *not sure*

I'm thinking this guy was probably her doctor.

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

What a good cat, holy crap. I hope the mayor gives it the key to the city.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

Just walking around, fixing up the world's mistakes!

That's ridiculous. How my iStuff do you really NEED, especially for every day needs? That's a "George Costanza wallet" purse. Trust me men, MOST women don't need that much stuff, and those that do, might be ones that are too high maintenance for most, or at the least, have their egos just as stuffed with self…

The word "Mansplain" is popping up everywhere. I had never heard it a year ago. (Gif Unrelated. I just really like it)

You forgot an important positive for canned beer: when you throw the empties out of your car window you do not create a hazard for the children walking on the sidewalk.

Eat the shamebow, taste the shamebow.

In the sense that she weighs 260 and doesn't have a true position?

Waldorf Salad or it didn't happen.

Screw your "exercise" and "fresh air". THIS is why people were skinny in the '50s and early '60s; don't you try to tell me otherwise.

Am I the only person that pronounces it cawlk, not cock?

I would enjoy an article on office etiquette, might be interesting to see what some people think is acceptable and others do not.

I would pass the F out if Amy Poehler ran up to me on the street.