OMG. You are awesome.

oooh, I can't wait until her identity is revealed and she can be tormented. At least I hope that happens. What a vile human being. What a waste of life.

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What an entitled bastard - breaking the law is basically breaking the law. Just because you are in a remote area, it's supposed to be ok to drive recklessly? Even if you just wanna have fun with an awesome car? What if you'd wrecked and killed your passenger?

Jeeze lady, take a shower! What does she have against bathing??

It would probably be shot out of the sky/

Spot on. But I admit I would be turned on if someone said to me, "It's time. Now I'm going to fuck you on a ghost."

it is not I who am crazy, it is I WHO AM MAD!!!!

I drink good coffee, black - no butter or oil of any kind - and I never get jittery or acid-stomachy. I think it all boils down to what kind of bean quality you have.

I want a Louis muppet ASAP

When he kissed Tara I was like TOO MANY FEELS omg.

CAT FOR PRESIDENT

She clearly missed one Of Chapelle's more famous sketches: When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.

Getting married in the church basement, or even better, your own back yard, ought to be the standard. Crazy the way money is thrown at weddings.

I don't understand the appeal of butts. I mean, I get why we need to have butts, from a physiological standpoint. But why are they sexy? I could care less about a butt, on a man or woman. Boobs I understand, I guess - but what is up with butts?

I couldn't help but imagine hearing those ledes read aloud by Kent Brockman, news anchor on the Simpsons.

plug.dj is so full of bugs I almost sprayed my computer with Raid.

There are just too many adjectives.

I'm 5'11 and my husband is probably about 5'9 - and somehow he still loves me for being a gargantuan long-legged freak. I used to be afraid to wear high heels and all that when we go out, but now I really don't care. Our relationship has never suffered and if the aesthetic we present bothers anyone else, who cares. I…