I just want to shout out to Planned Parenthood for making my abortion decision as painless as possible.

As a mom of a daughter now, I often think about the day I had an abortion and they no way made me feel uncomfortable about my decision. They identified it as cells, and not as a person. They comforted me, and…

Requiring people to pay for their own healthcare and higher education keeps “the poors” in their place and allows them to concentrate all of the wealth at the top generation after generation.

Ohhh I’d love her to spend a day at my US of A workplace, processing rape kits.

Bawse.

This is the world’s lamest thing. I still get people asking me if my husband is “babysitting” our kid when I’m out for an evening without them. I usually give them the WTF face and say “uh, no. He’s being a father.”

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...

My argument has always been that pro-life is your choice. The choice of others is none of your damn business. If you want the right to choose life, you have to be prepared to let others make their own choice.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

We’re gonna have a house shaped like a unicorn and have five little girls named Etni, Carousel, Sequin, Abercrombie and Phantom! And we’re gonna have a dog named Ruffalo and the dog is gonna have a cat named Myriad.

We gonna rent the moon and fill it with Roseeeeeee!!!!

Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

Even if Billy wasn’t screaming in your face, it’s difficult to answer when you’re put on the spot like that. But it’s ok...he’s forgiven because when Key & Peele were on, they put on the some the most amazing sketches about being gay.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

That GIF is amazing.

About the fifth or sixth time my first serious girlfriend and I were trying doggy style I started going faster than I had before because I thought I had nailed the process. Then suddenly I missed and went fully into the wrong hole. She lept out in front of me stood up, slapped me and started crying I held her for like…

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