Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

I’m sure the first few thousand choices were all born and bread

(Most) men are so easily offended by the mere sight of a pad or tampon, it’s ridiculous. Where else should you have put them? In you purse? They only like to acknowledge vaginas when it’s convenient for them, so when they’re horny. But I can understand your reaction, I used to be like that until a couple of years ago…

Long story short: My cousin married a woman with kids. This woman was trash. She made awful comments about anyone not white or southern. Usually everyone ignored her.

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

This GIF will represent me for the next 4 years.

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

“There’s noise and movement and, god help me, a smell associated with finger-banging that can’t be ignored when you’re trapped in a tiny box zooming up and down a long shaft.”

Managing Editor Nancy Gibbs wrote that for some, Trump’s victory “represents a long-overdue rebuke to an entrenched and arrogant governing class;”

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

So that’s who Bob’s Burgers was making fun of.

shoot first, ask questions never.

“At 12, I wasn’t interested.”

I’ve asked most of my Trump supporting friends - what ISN’T great about America, and they can only say Obama and have no other reasoning behind it.

I train child care providers and CA just recently changed the law requiring them to be vaccinated. One woman audibly groaned and was like ‘Uhh now they are making us put that poison in us too?’ I couldn’t say anything because I will straight up get fired if I said what I was thinking but my first thoughts were ‘Lady,…

or just tones?

I’m very annoyed by everyone constantly screaming “Stockholm Syndrome” when discussing this story, so I’ll just leave this link here. It’s an analysis of the behaviours of Belle and the Beast in the context of that lazy label that doesn’t really apply when you look at it closer. I hope someone reads it.

That tea kettle and son are 10 times more frightening that the beast.