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If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Make America Grope Again.

god bless the wapo

If 20 6 year olds being murdered changed nothing in this country, I have little hope for any future change.

What amazes me is how we don’t accept that in some ways they’re smarter than we are, and learn from it. My sister told me that my nephew came home from school one day, completely appalled and overwhelmed, and told her about this horrible thing called SLAVERY where people were treated badly just because the color of

Your assumption is that all Trump supporters are like you. But if every Trump supporter was in the same demographic as you, Trump’s supporters would only make up 10% of the vote, tops. Some Trump supporters are women, some have daughters and wives, some are probably just like you and don’t concern themselves with

Excellent correction to Trump Jr’s stupid tweet by Joanna for her piece on The Slot:

The giant loft on New Girl makes me crazy. That leather sectional! So... buttery!

I’m sorry but this must be said:

My dad was extremely involved in raising us. He cooked, took us to school, did laundry, went on school field trips, helped us with homework- you know, parenting (my mom did these things too, obviously). And my mom was a SAHM, and neither of them is what you would call 'liberal'. Apparently he is some sort of rare life

I’m just going to say this:

It means no weiners for the rest of your days
It’s our penis-free philosophy
Vagina dentata

Laura Dern’s line at the end of the trailer: “It’d be so lovely to think that if I were a man, people would listen and say, ‘ok.’ Ahhh, it’d be so restful.” was the truest thing that has ever trued.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell

DAT SQUISHY BABY DOE

Fuck, this is why, no matter what happens in my life, I’m glad I left the church. It’s always about submission to authority, no matter if that authority deserves it or not. And it always centers around the man of the church, man of the family. If shit is bad, it always comes down to being somehow YOUR fault, for not

Trump’s remarks were “off the cuff” and he wouldn’t talk that way as president