Palm Springs Lucy isn’t quite as scary, but she’s a total bench hog.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

I currently have 9 month old twins, so all I can say is...SHE IS SO MUCH STRONGER THAN I AM. God bless her patience and sanity. I’ve only got two, and I’m DONE.

I love her take on this.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

We are not going to move forward as a race until we start valuing women’s and children’s lives as much as we value men’s lives.

For someone who is saying she wants nothing to do with a Trump presidency, someone sure seems to be teeing herself up to appeal to the base fundamentalist voters. Maybe she thinks that her chance at the big dance is in 4 years?

This guy is a fucking moron, obviously, but I’m over here fuming about how I have to stare at his disgusting man tits, but you bet your ass they won’t show a woman’s nipple on TV.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

THIS.
What’s the point of a goddamned contract if it’s not going to be held up in court? Also, a note to fellow human beings: DON’T SIGN CONTRACTS IF YOU DON’T 100% AGREE AND WILL COMPLY WITH SAID CONTRACT.

Fuck those judges who decide the contracts aren’t applicable. Because that’s the easiest way to settle a dispute: to do it before it happens. Fuck them sideways.

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

I want this now! I have a core group of friends, but no mom friends, let alone mom friends who work. I need people to share common experiences with - who’ll get a glass of wine with me and all be ok with getting home by 8pm. Or Saturday brunch and science centre dates. I’m in my 30's, and when I go to baby and toddler…

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…