My Child My Choice!

“It is about defending the fundamental freedom of a parent to make an informed decision.”

Why the fuck would you want your boob juice made into a pendant in the first place??

It means stabbing the barista and robbing the till.

So I’m guessing Florida.

You order the coffee, take one look at it, sneer in disgust and hurl it at your server’s face.

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

I cannot wait till 2016 when we find out what ordering a small coffee the Trump way means.

The 3 year-old boy was standing on his chair, pants down around his ankles, peeing. Directly into a cup. Grandma is seated next to him holding said cup.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

That’s awesome!

A cop drawing his gun to approach a minor car accident. What the actual fuck? This makes no sense.

Isn’t the true end goal to sell clothes? If you’re putting on a runway show with art pieces never meant to be worn by anyone but the people modeling them, sure ok, use all size zeros if you want. But if you want to showcase your clothing designs with the intent of getting non-model people to buy them, wouldn’t it…

That whole thing about Alicia Silverstone being anti-diaper is the worst one. Most women do not have the time to sit around and watch their babies for signs they're about to shit.

Lots of us aren’t screaming. In fact, I’ve spent a good portion of my life talking to parents about vaccination schedules. And what you’re saying is actually NOT common sense, unfortunately. Vaccines aren’t like drugs, where more vaccines = more toxicity. Vaccines are made up of disease antigens - bits of the thing we…

“vaccines are also hard on your body” I have not heard this. Can you site sources?

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”