I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

wait. seriously concerned about what color nipples normally are now. did he think yours should have been purple?

I knew a guy who told me that I wouldn’t survive in a post-apocalyptic world because I am “barely moderately attractive” (?).

It sounds like Lou hasn’t had much tangible positive reinforcement in her life that she’s worth anything and can do anything or that people believe in her. Even at a time when she’s emerging into a new phase of her life, she’s already got the stigma of not being suitable for whatever it is she’s doing.

My approach is…

“You know, I’m not usually into girls with brown nipples, but yours are pretty okay.” -Guy I dated briefly in college

You can get turned down for adoption for any number of reasons. It’s not a 100% chance, not by a long shot.

It’s not 100 percent. I know several people who have given up because there was so much heartbreak involved.

The venn diagram between people who say, “Just adopt” and people who don’t know the first fucking thing about adoption is pretty much a circle. I’d love to see them try it, except they probably shouldn’t be exposed to children.

“stay together, live together, and raise their kids together”

I don’t understand why this couple actually believes that the rest of the world cares about THEIR marriage.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

For real, though, who CARES if it’s a person? My opinion is influenced not at all by the personhood of this thing. And here’s why. I’m a man, which is really only relevant to this conversation for one reason: I will never be asked to provide extraordinary life-sustaining support for another human being. I will never…

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

A friend on Fb shared an article from “I Fucking Love Science” titled “Studies show that there is no Evidence that Eating Your Placenta Has Any Health Benefits”

It’s understandable how there would be confusion and questions. Perhaps this graphic will help (which I got from here, FYI):

I ran a Cat Shelter for twelve years. This infection is very rarely contracted and when it is, it tends to be by people with compromised immune systems.

Interesting topic. I think at its root, feminism is about choice. There are those of us who buy in to fashion and those of us who don’t. There isn’t one “model” of feminism. Am I less of a feminist because I chose to dye my hair and wear makeup? Am I less of a feminist because I chose to wear nice fitting clothes?