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Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.
I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…
Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…
I had a version of this happen to me. After two round of IVF (and 40 pounds of weight gain, thank you hormones), my ex and I had two boys and girl, complete with genetic testing and plans to go through surrogate route for birth. However, he was hesitant (thankfully) and we eventually broke up.
I was torn as to what I…
This legit happened to me - I was on the window and another girl was on the aisle, with the Orthodox gentleman assigned to the middle seat...on something like a 12 hour flight. What was crazy is that he just wanted one of us to give up our prime seats so he didn’t have to sit between two women. This girl and I…
On behalf of all women and also all flight attendants everywhere FUCK YOU GUYS!
Goddammit, I get so tired of stupid high schools grandstanding on stupid prom. IT’S PROM. It’s a silly tradition that takes every adolescent social and sexual anxiety and squeezes it into formal wear. At the time, it feels like EVERYTHING. In retrospect, it’s just a fun memory of awkward groping and some…
Right. I was shocked to see the video of the event showing all the eggs just heaped on a sad patch of lawn. That is an Easter Egg Depot. Not a “hunt.”
I took my son to an Easter egg hunt this weekend and was so disappointed. When I did it as a kid, you actually had to LOOK for the eggs. This one, the eggs were all in an area roped off. There was no skill involved.
my religious freedom is being attacked because there are other religions
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.