*Rolls eyes so hard* Oh, sweet Jesus, really?

A bar in a Holiday Inn that could sure use this guy

For everyone criticizing these women for being at the Holiday Inn bar for a bachelorette party, check yourselves. You don't know why they were there. Maybe some of the bridemaids had to travel in from out of town and they didn't want to spend more on cabs or a limo or something. Maybe they ended their night where…

I should also take this opportunity to say, to the assholes who are so fond of telling women, "We're not mind-readers! If you don't like something a guy is doing, it's up to you to tell him!": Dudes, if it's obvious to an entire group of blind-drunk women that a stranger is uncomfortable, then it should be obvious…

I was on a cruise with my wife, and we had a beach party excursion in Cozumel. She was laying on the beach while I was in the water chatting with these lovely people I met. This guy came up to me, drunk, and put his arm around me and kept trying to feel me up. The one woman I was talking to, who was closest to me, put…

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

You are so right. We should be blaming these women for having the party at the Holiday Inn instead of the grown-assed man having a temper tantrum over being rejected. Jesus. /sarcasm

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

Mah freeze peach! XKCD is always relevant:

When a white man in his early twenties does something bad he is just a kid, when a black boy in his early teens does anything, he is a man.

Can I just take a moment to say... I had my share of passed-out-drunk nights throughout college (a decade ago, wow) and I was always taken care of by my friends and acquaintances - both male and female. Not intending to take anything away from the terrible-ness of this story. And I do agree that in general, frat…

On behalf of all women, everywhere, I would like to extend to you a sincere apology for ruining all your cool hobbies.

It's interesting that when full grown white men in college do something criminal, they're 'kids' but when a black 12 year old is gunned down with a BB gun it's his own fault.

It really says everything that, in the author's point of view, "everyone" means men. He doesn't even see women as people.

So from this part: " Here's a quick reality check: everyone — from Bill Clinton to your grandfather to every Greek organization in the nation does the same old stuff, just as they have been for the entirety of human history."

Speaking as a man, I don't see what the big deal is. You don't want us men to rape you women. Fine. We've started cutting back on the rape. Or at least trying. We've even taken your requests to stop beating women so much under consideration.

You guys, how did I not realize that Hannibal Buress is Broad City's Lincoln until just this second?!

Went and saw Hannibal here in Portland last week and he was damn good. He also mentioned this Cosby-fan phenomenon during his show here, saying that he still gets messages about it on his FB every single day, and most of 'em are bad.

No, no, no. Animals eat the placenta to cover the smell of blood associated with birth. Not for any other reason. Ruminids like deer can't even digest it properly to gain any sort of nutrition from it, for strength or whatever people claim. Safe to assume that most women aren't being actively hunted. The placenta is a…