I'm legit torn on this one. My prank-o-meter wants to rate this one a 10, yet my inner adult feels terrible for the office staff who had to deal with the cleanup. I think I'd feel less controversial about the whole thing if the congressman-whose-name-sounds-like-a-cereal-box-character had had to clean up the mess…

I think Kim looks more like one of those Dark Crystal geldings.

Okay, from a strict utilitarian perspective, you may be right—we should all be using our resources to produce the most well-being in the world.

But before you judge couples for spending money on infertility treatments, consider some other judgments that your logic requires:

1. Tons of fertile people shouldn't have kids…

Just to add a little more color to this debate, the body doesn't allow implantation or sheds the uterine lining soon after failed implantation of approximately 1/3 or 1/2 of fertilized eggs.

You want to play in the political pool and actively work to disenfranchise others?

Yup. You want federal money? Follow federal laws, assholes.

The faith groups are demanding that they continue to be given federal funding

God bless elephants. They're so smart and they suffer such cruelty. I hate all violence, specifically violence against animals, but violence against such a strong, smart and emotional creature is unfathomable to me. They mourn their dead for heaven's sake. I just love elephants... I'm glad they are phasing them out of…

I kinda hate the bullshit rhetoric that if you aren't vegan you aren't compassionate towards animals, ever. It can sometimes read a lot like pro-life propaganda.

My mom wouldn't take me to the circus in the 8os because the elephants made her too sad. She was boycotting B&B way before it was cool.

"All of the resources used to fight these things can be put towards the elephants," Feld said during an interview at the Center for Elephant Conservation. "We're not reacting to our critics; we're creating the greatest resource for the preservation of the Asian elephant."

"There's been somewhat of a mood shift among our consumers," said Alana Feld, the company's executive vice president. "A lot of people aren't comfortable with us touring with torturing our elephants."

I can't be the only one who hears the lyrics as "amazing cunt", right?

"This guy is into some really freaky stuff," Leathers said. "He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend."

I wish I even had the *option* of being financially dominated. That's like, the most first world kink, right?

So... he's single now?

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.

My bullshit meter is off the charts with this post. The first MMR vaccine in the schedule occurs after the first birthday. "I'm not an anti-vaxxer but I'm going to make a post implying that I think a vaccine a three month old wouldn't have even received is what killed them." SIDS is a thing up until 12 months. Your…

The "argument" is that spreading out the injections reduces the likelihood of the negative reactions to the injections. This what we would describe charitably in medicine as a "naive view." It's so counterfactual as to be ludicrous.