I'm going to make my daughters do "future feminists" photo shoots and have them burning bras and holding up pro-choice signs. My mother in law is going to love that!!

He lost me at "I vow to make you say your prayers". NOPE. Shoving religion down a child's throat is never cute.

Apparently people still think if they didn't personally witness someone being abused it couldn't have happened. They must also think that harassers wear badges identifying themselves as such.

Sometimes I wish my grandma had passed when my grandfather did. They were married over 60 years and still calling each other "baby". On his deathbed, he was teasing her, saying things like "How many years have we been in love again?" My grandma has always been a very bright, active lady, simple to please, dotes on her…

Dude, dick paraphernalia is the fucking worst. Get her a sash that says "Bachelorette" or a tiara or something, or dress up like you're doing Glamour Shots, but for the love of all that's holy, don't get dick paraphernalia. Not only is it uncomfortable for at least half the party (if not more), it's utterly…

So it's like 70s-era Penthouse then.

Unsympathetic laughter gif party!

For fuck's sake. It's none of your goddamn business!!!!! You're not the sole taxpayer contributing to these programs! If a parent wants to get their kid actual Cheerios instead of fucking CardboardCircleO's or whatever the generic shit is so they can feel like they're a fucking human being worthy of quality products…

"This has ruined my life."

The problem with Gamergate is you can't satirize these people. I can't stress this enough: the wider point here is the gamification of the harassment of women."

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"

I am so fucking sick of these children who harass and threaten women but then the second the tables turn they're like "wahhh omg it's really serious and I am scared!" They have no empathy or intelligence at all/they think women aren't people. I'm just sick of it. Fuck these manchildren.

Yeaaahhh...that's not comedy, asshole.

And he says — wait for it — that he's now being harassed by Gamergate and fears for his safety.

she is better at playing Samantha than Kim Catrall.

She does a good impression of Samantha from SATC.