"I love sex for the purposes of procreation" - God

Fixed.

I'm oddly into this.

I'm suddenly reminded of that scene in Louie where the doctor tells him that his back is in pain because our spines aren't meant to be vertical.

I'm still waiting for the beds-instead-of-seats plane.

What has been read cannot be unread.

THIS.

Oh dear god no.

Ditto. When I'm at home, I try to be naked as much as possible (these summer-long high temps + no AC makes that easy). I love it.

As an artsy-fartsy photographer myself, I dig this.

So basically, this is what Horny Dudes + Pinterest gives us.

Yep. IKEA furniture assembling and week-long roadtrips. The two great measures of any relationship.

I once wallpapered a wall with my fella due to a temporary Pinterest-fueled insanity. Expletives were declared, threats were made, and I have no doubt we wanted to murder each other at least once during that 3 hour ordeal.

We made it through alive, but I am never doing that shit again.

Take away the star, and it kind of looks nautical, or something a tiny French baby mime would wear.

But yeah, Zara fucked up with this one.

They're still on a high from eating said salad. Cause, ya know, we always weigh ourselves immediately after eating a nice kale caesar salad.

NAILED IT.

I'd love to see an entire season of The Bachelor or Bachelorette take place inside an IKEA. The whole time. Rose ceremonies and all. Instead of bottomless alcohol, bottomless swedish meatballs. Date nights would include things like putting together a Tarva 3-drawer chest and seeing who wants to kill each other first.

If you mean in reference to the photographer's project, he explains in the behind-the-scenes video that he didn't want clothes to be shown on the participants in order to give it a timeless feel, so that if it were to be viewed 20 years from now, one wouldn't be distracted by the clothing.

What the everloving.....I've been doing my photography all wrong you guys.

Yeah, I totally got a Nymphomaniac-movie-poster vibe from some of those.

I don't know, but I hope they never stop.

I can post gifs again? Yussssss.